2B or not 2B |
To Be Or Not
To Be |
4ever |
Forever |
A/S/L |
Age/Sex/Location |
AAMOF |
As A Matter Of
Fact |
AATK |
Always At The
Keyboard |
ABT |
About |
ACD |
Alt Control
Delete |
ADN |
Any Day Now |
AFAIC |
As Far As I'm
Concerned |
AFAIK |
As Far As I
Know |
AFAIR |
As Far As I
Recall |
AFAIR |
As Far As I
Remember |
AFAYC |
As Far As
You're Concerned |
AFAYK |
As Far As You
Know |
AFC |
Away From
Computer |
AFCPS |
Any Fool Can
Plainly See |
AFDA |
A Few Days Ago |
AFDB |
A Few Days
Back |
AFK |
Away From
Keyboard |
AFTP |
Anonymous File
Transfer Protocol |
AFU |
All F***ed Up |
AI |
As If |
AIAMU |
And I'm A
Monkey's Uncle |
AIH |
As It Happens |
AIIC |
As If I Care |
AISI |
As I See It |
AIUI |
As I
Understand It |
AKA or a.k.a. |
Also Known As |
ALA |
As Long As |
ALAP |
As Late As
Possible |
AMBW |
All My Best
Wishes |
AMF |
All My Fault
or Adios Mother F***er |
AMIGA |
A Merely
Insignificant Game Addiction |
AML |
All My Love |
ANFAWFOS |
And Now For A
Word From Our Sponsors |
ANFAWFOWS |
And Now For A
Word Word From Our Web Sponsor |
ANFSCD |
And Now For
Something Completely Different |
AOAS |
All Of A
Sudden |
AOB |
Abuse Of
Bandwidth |
AOL |
America Online
or Army Of Lamers |
AP |
Apple Pie |
APPLE |
Arrogance
Produces Profit-Losing Entity |
ASAFP |
As Soon As "Friggin"
Possible |
ASAFP |
As Soon As
F***ing Possible |
ASAP |
As Soon As
Possible |
ASF |
And So Forth |
ASL |
Age/Sex/Location |
ASO |
And So On |
ATM |
At The Moment |
ATSL |
Along The Same
Line |
ATST |
At The Same
Time |
AWGTHTGTATA |
Are We Going
To Have To Go Through All This Again? |
AWGTHTGTTA |
Are We Going
To Have To Go Through This Again |
AWGTHTGTTSA |
Are We Going
To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again |
AWOL |
Absent Without
Leave |
AWS |
As We Speak |
AWYR |
Awaiting Your
Reply |
AYCOOYM |
Are You
Completely Out Of Your Mind |
AYF |
All Your Fault |
AYK |
As You Know |
AYOR |
At Your Own
Risk |
AYPI |
And Your Point
Is |
AYSOS |
Are You Stupid
Or Something |
B/C |
Because |
B4 |
Before |
B4N |
Bye For Now |
BAB |
Build A Bridge |
BAC |
Back At
Computer |
BAD |
Bad As
Designed |
BAF |
Brain Already
Fried |
BAIC |
Boy Am I
Confused |
BAK |
Back At
Keyboard |
BAMF |
Bad Ass Mother
F***er |
BASIC |
Bill's Attempt
to Seize Industry Control |
BBFBBM |
Body By
Fisher, Brains by Mattel |
BBFN |
Bye Bye For
Now |
BBIAB |
Be Back In A
Bit |
BBIAF |
Be Back In A
Few |
BBL |
Be Back Later |
BBN |
Bye Bye Now |
BBR |
Burnt Beyond
Repair |
BBSL |
Be Back Sooner
or Later |
BC |
Because |
BCBS |
Big Company,
Big School |
BCNU |
Be Seein' You |
BDC |
Big Dumb
Company or Big Dot Com |
BDN |
Big Damn
Number |
BEG |
Big Evil Grin |
BF |
Boy Friend |
BFD |
Big F***ing
Deal |
BFFL |
Best Friends
For Life |
BFG |
Big Fat Grin |
BFN |
Bye For Now |
BG |
Big Grin |
BGUTI |
Better Get
Used To It |
BH |
Better Half |
BHOF |
Bald Headed
Old Fart |
BIF |
Basis In Fact
or Before I Forget |
BIOYA |
Blow It Out
Your Ass |
BIOYIOP |
Blow It Out
Your I/O Port |
BITD |
Back In The
Day |
BKA |
Better Known
As |
BLT |
Bacon Lettuce
& Tomato |
BLTN |
Better Late
Than Never |
BM |
Byte Me |
BMOTA |
Byte Me On The
Ass |
BNF |
Big Name Fan |
BNI |
Batteries Not
Included |
BOC |
But Of Course |
BOF |
Boring Old
Fart |
BOFH |
Bastard
Operator From Hell |
BOHICA |
Bend Over Here
It Comes Again |
BOT |
Back On Topic |
BR |
Bathroom |
BRB |
Be Right Back |
BRBGTGP |
Be Right Back
Got To Go Pee |
BRGDS |
Best Regards |
BRS |
Big Red Switch |
BRT |
Be Right There |
BS |
Big Smile |
BSF |
But Seriously
Folks |
BST |
But Seriously
Though |
BT |
Byte This |
BTA |
But Then Again
or Before The Attacks |
BTAIM |
Be That As It
May |
BTC |
Biting The
Carpet |
BTDT |
Been There
Done That |
BTDTGTS |
Been There
Done That Got the T-Shirt |
BTFT |
Been There
Fixed That |
BTHOM |
Beats The Hell
Outta Me |
BTK |
Back To
Keyboard |
BTSOOM |
Beats The Sh**
Out Of Me |
BTU |
Back To You |
BTW |
By The Way |
BTWBO |
Be There With
Bells On |
BUGS |
Bloody User
Generated Symptoms |
BWDIK |
But What Do I
Know? |
BWFH |
Bastard
Webmaster From Hell |
BWK |
Big Wet Kiss |
BWL |
Bursting With
Laughter |
BWO |
Black, White
or Other |
BWQ |
Buzz Word
Quotient |
BYOB |
Bring Your Own
Booze |
BYORL |
Bring Your Own
Rocket Launcher |
C&G |
Chuckle and
Grin |
C/P |
Cross Post |
C4N |
Ciao For Now |
CATCH |
Come Again?
That Can't Help |
CBL |
Come Back
Later |
CD-ROM |
Consumer
Device Rendered Obsolete in Months |
CFD |
Call For
Discussion |
CFV |
Call For Votes |
CIAO |
Goodbye (in
Italian) |
CID |
Consider It
Done |
CIS |
CompuServe
Information Service |
CLI |
Command Line
Interface |
CLM |
Career
Limiting Move |
CMF |
Count My
Fingers |
CNP |
Continued in
Next Post |
COBOL |
Completely
Obsolete Business Oriented Language |
CofS |
Church of
Scientology |
COI |
Come On In |
COTFL |
Crawling On
The Floor Laughing |
CP |
Chat Post |
CRAFT |
Can't Remember
a F***ing Thing |
CRAP |
Cheap
Redundant Assorted Products |
CRAWS |
Can't Remember
Anything Worth A Sh** |
CRS |
Can't Remember
Sh** |
CSG |
Chuckle
Snicker Grin |
CSL |
Can't Stop
Laughing |
CSW |
Can't See Why |
CSY |
Can't Stop
Yawning |
CTC |
Choking The
Chicken |
CU |
See You |
CUA |
Common User
Access or Commonly Used Acronyms |
CUIC |
See You In
Church |
CUL |
Catch You
Later |
CUL8R |
See You Later |
CW |
Complete Wank |
CWYL |
Chat With You
Later |
CYA |
See Ya or
Cover Your Ass |
CYA |
Cover Your Ass |
CYAL8R |
See You Later |
CYL |
See You Later |
CYPUWIPD |
Can You
Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down |
D/L |
DownLoad |
DARFC |
Ducking And
Running For Cover |
DBAI |
Designed By An
Idiot |
DBEYR |
Don't Believe
Everything You Read |
DD |
Due Diligence |
DD |
Dear Daughter
or Dreaded Disease |
DDD |
Direct
Distance Dial |
DEC |
Do Expect Cuts |
DEGT |
Don't Even Go
There |
DETI |
Don't Even
Think It |
DGT |
Don't Go There |
DH |
Dear Husband
or Dick Head |
DHYB |
Don't Hold
Your Breath |
DIIK |
Damned If I
Know |
DILLIGAD |
Do I Look Like
I Give A Damn |
DILLIGAF |
Do I Look Like
I Give A F***? |
DILLIGAS |
Do I Look Like
I Give A Sh** |
DINK |
Dual Income No
Kids |
DIY |
Do It Yourself |
DKDC |
Don't Know
Don't Care |
DL |
DownLoad |
DLN |
Don't Leave
Now |
DLTBBB |
Don't Let The
Bed Bugs Bite |
DLTDHYWTGLSY |
Don't Let The
Door Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya |
DLTM |
Don't Lie To
Me |
DMML |
Don't Make Me
Laugh |
DNPM |
Damn Near
Pissed Myself |
DOS |
Defective/Dead
Operating System or Dozing Off Soon |
DQYDJ |
Don't Quit
Your Day Job |
DRIB |
Don't Read If
Busy |
DS |
Dear Son |
DSH |
Desperately
Seeking Help |
DTHT |
Delighted To
Hear That |
DTP |
DeskTop
Publishing |
DTRT |
Do The Right
Thing |
DUCT |
Did You See
That? |
DW |
Dear Wife |
DWIM |
Do What I Mean |
DWISNWID |
Do What I Say
Not What I Do |
DWOL |
Drunk While On
Line |
DWYM |
Does What You
Mean |
DYHABF |
Do You Have A
Boyfriend? |
DYHAGF |
Do You Have A
Girlfriend? |
DYJHI |
Don't You Just
Hate It |
DYJHIW |
Don't You Just
Hate It When |
DYJHIWTH |
Don't You Just
Hate It When That Happens |
DYSTSOTT |
Did You See
The Size Of That Thing |
DYT |
Don't You
Think |
DYTS |
Don't You
Think So |
ECP |
Excessive
Cross Posting |
EG |
Evil Grin |
EMML |
E-mail Me
Later |
EMP |
Excessive
Multiple Posting |
EMSG |
Email Message |
EOD |
End Of
Debate/Discussion |
EOF |
End Of File |
EOL |
End Of Lecture |
EOM |
End Of Message |
EOQ |
End Of
Quote/Question |
EOT |
End Of
Thread/Transmission |
ESAD |
Eat Sh** And
Die |
ESADMF |
Eat Sh** And
Die Mother F***er |
ESO |
Equipment
Smarter than Operator |
ETLA |
Extended
Three-Letter Acronym |
EWI |
E-mailing
While Intoxicated |
EZ |
Easy |
F2F |
Face-To-Face
or Flesh-To-Flesh |
F2F |
|
FAB |
Features
Attributes Benefits |
FAFWOA |
For A Friend
Without Access |
FAQL |
Frequently
Asked Questions List |
FAWC |
For Anyone Who
Cares |
FBKS |
Failure
Between Keyboard and Seat |
FD |
F*** Dat |
FE |
Fatal Error |
FF |
French Fry |
FF&PN |
Fresh Fields
and Pastures New |
FFS |
For F***s Sake |
FGS |
For Goodness'
Sake |
FIFO |
First In First
Out |
FIGJAM |
F*** I'm Good
Just Ask Me |
FIIK |
F***ed If I
Know |
FISH |
First In Still
Here |
FITB |
Fill In The
Blank |
FIWOBATLAAI |
F***ing Idiot
With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRC'er |
FM |
F***ing Magic |
FNM |
Forget Me Not |
FO |
F*** Off |
FOAD |
F*** Off And
Die |
FOAF |
Friend Of A
Friend |
FOC |
Free Of Charge |
FOS |
Freedom Of
Speech or Full Of Sh** |
FOTCL |
Falling Off
The Chair Laughing |
FPS |
For Pete's
Sake or Frames Per Second or First Person Shooter |
FRE |
Frequently
Requested Enhancement |
FRED |
F***ing
Ridiculous Electronic Device |
FRED |
F*#king
Ridiculous Electronic Device |
FTASB |
Faster Than A
Speeding Bullet |
FTF |
Face-To-Face
or Flesh-To-Flesh |
FTL |
Faster Than
Light |
FTL |
Faster Than
Light |
FTTB |
For The Time
Being |
FTTT |
From Time To
Time |
FU |
F***ed Up or
Follow-Up or Future Use |
FUA |
Frequently
Used Acronym or F***ed Up Again |
FUBAR |
F***ed Up
Beyond All Recognition |
FUBB |
F***ed Up
Beyond Belief |
FUD |
Fear,
Uncertainty, and Disinformation |
FUT |
Follow-Up To |
FWIW |
For What It's
Worth |
FY |
F*** You |
FYA |
For Your
Amusement |
FYATSYRIO |
F*** You And
The Sysop You Rode In On |
FYDITM |
F*** You
Directly In The Mouth |
FYE |
For Your
Entertainment |
FYEO |
For Your Eyes
Only |
FYG |
For Your
Guidance |
FYI |
For Your
Information |
FYIFV |
F*#k You I'm
Fully Vested |
FYM |
For Your
Misinformation |
G |
Grin |
G1 |
Good One |
GA |
Go Ahead |
GAFIA |
Get Away From
It All |
GAL |
Get A Life |
GASP |
Go Away Silly
Person |
GBH |
Great Big Hug |
GBH&K |
Great Big Hug
& Kiss |
GD&R |
Grinning
Ducking & Running |
GF |
Girl Friend |
GFAK |
Go Fly A Kite |
GFC |
Going For
Coffee |
GFN |
Gone For Now |
GFR |
Grim File
Reaper |
GG |
Good Game (or)
Gotta Go |
GGN |
Gotta Go Now |
GGP |
Gotta Go Piss |
GH |
Getting Hard |
GIGO |
Garbage In,
Garbage Out |
GIRO |
Garbage In
Rubbish Out |
GIWIST |
Gee, I Wish
I'd Said That |
GJ |
Good Job |
GL |
Good Luck |
GLG |
Good Looking
Girl or Goofy Little Grin |
GLYASDI |
God Loves You
And So Do I |
GM |
Good Morning |
GMAB |
Give Me A
Break |
GMAFB |
Give Me A F***ing
Break |
GMBO |
Giggling My
Butt Off |
GMTA |
Great Minds
Think Alike |
GN |
Good Night |
GNBLFY |
Got Nothing
But Love For You |
GO |
Get Out |
GOB |
Good'Ol Boy |
GOI |
Get Over It |
GOK |
God Only Knows |
GOOH |
Get Out Of
Here |
GOOMF |
Get Out Of My
Face |
GPY |
Grumpy |
GR |
Get Real |
GR&D |
Grinning
Running & Ducking |
GR&D |
Grinning
Running And Ducking |
GR8 |
Great |
GRRRR |
it means
Growling |
GSOAS |
Go Sit On A
Snake |
GTG |
Got To Go |
GTG |
Got To Go |
GTGB |
Got To Go, Bye |
GTGP |
Got To Go Pee |
GTH |
Go To Hell |
GTSY |
Glad To See Ya |
GTTB |
Gee That's Too
Bad |
GW |
Getting Wet |
GYPO |
Get Your Pants
Off |
H |
Hug |
H&K |
Hug and Kiss |
HAB |
Hot Asian Babe |
HABU |
Have A Better
'Un |
HAGN |
Have A Good
Night |
HAGO |
Have A Good
One |
HAGU |
Have A Good
'Un |
HAK |
Hugs And
Kisses |
HAND |
Have A Nice
Day |
HB |
Hurry Back |
HD |
Hold |
HF |
Have Fun |
HH |
Holding Hands |
HHIS |
Hanging Head
In Shame |
HHO1/2K |
Ha Ha, Only
Half Kidding |
HHOJ |
Ha Ha Only
Joking |
HHOK |
Ha Ha, Only
Kidding |
HHOS |
Ha Ha Only
Serious |
HHTYAY |
Happy Holidays
To You And Yours |
HIG |
How's it
Going? |
HIH |
Hope It Helps |
HILIACACLO |
Help I Lapsed
Into A Coma And Can't Log Off |
HIOOC |
Help! I'm Out
of Coffee |
HIWTH |
Hate It When
That Happens |
HMFG |
Holy Mother of
F***ing God |
HMP |
Help Me Please |
HMT |
Here's My Try |
HOHA |
HOllywood
HAcker |
HORU |
How Old Are
You |
HTH |
Hope This (or
That) Helps |
HTSI |
Hope That
Sinks In |
HUA |
Heads Up Ace |
HUA |
Heads Up
Asshole or Heads Up Ace |
HUYA |
Head Up Your
A** |
HWMBI |
He Who Must Be
Ignored |
IAC |
In Any Case |
IAE |
In Any Event |
IAITS |
It's All In
The Subject |
IAIYH |
It's All In
Your Head |
IANAC |
I Am Not A
Crook |
IANAL |
I Am Not A
Lawyer |
IBM |
Inadequate But
Marketable or Idiots Bought Me or I Blame Microsoft |
IBN |
I'm Buck Naked |
IBT |
In Between
Technology |
IBTD |
I Beg To
Differ |
IC |
In Character |
ICBW |
I Could Be
Wrong |
ICMP |
Internet
Control Message Protocol |
ID10T |
Idiot |
IDBI |
I Don't
Believe It |
IDBY |
I Don't
Believe You |
IDC |
I Don't Care |
IDGAD |
I Don't Give A
Damn |
IDGAF |
I Don't Give A
F*** |
IDGI |
I Don't Get It |
IDK |
I Don't Know |
IDKY |
I Don't Know
You |
IDM |
It Doesn't
Matter |
IDMTM |
It Doesn't
Matter To Me |
IDST |
I Didn't Say
That |
IDT |
I Don't Think |
IDTS |
I Don't Think
So |
IDTT |
I'll Drink To
That |
IE |
Internet
Explorer |
IEF |
It's Esther's
Fault |
IFAB |
I Found A Bug |
IFF |
If and only If |
IFU |
I F***ed Up |
IGGNLTL |
I Gotta Go Now
Let's Talk Later |
IGGP |
I Gotta Go Pee |
IGP |
I Gotta Pee |
IGTP |
I Get The
Point |
IHTG |
I Hate To Go |
IHYUWIM |
I Hope You
Understand What I Mean |
IIIO |
Intel Inside,
Idiot Outside |
IIMAD |
If It Makes
An(y) Difference |
IINM |
If I'm Not
Mistaken |
IIR |
If I Recall |
IIRC |
If I Remember
Correctly |
IITYWIMIWHTKY |
If I Tell You
What It Means I Will Have To Kill You |
IITYWIMWYBMAD |
If I Tell You
What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink? |
IITYWTMWYKM |
If I Tell You
What This Means Will You Kiss Me? |
IIWM |
If It Were Me |
ILIC |
I Laughed I
Cried |
ILICISCOMK |
I Laughed, I
Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard |
ILSHIBAMF |
I Laughed So
Hard I Broke All My Furniture |
ILU |
I Love You |
ILY |
I Love You |
IMAO |
In My Arrogant
Opinion |
IMBO |
In My Bloody
Opinion |
IMBW |
I May Be Wrong |
IMCAO |
In My
Completely Arrogant Opinion |
IMCO |
In My
Considered Opinion |
IME |
In My
Experience |
IMHBCO |
In My Humble
But Correct Opinion |
IMHO |
In My Humble
Opinion |
IMNSCO |
In My Not So
Considered Opinion |
IMNSHO |
In My Not So
Humble Opinion |
IMO |
In My Opinion |
IMOBIHO |
In My
Occasionally But Infrequently Humble Opinion |
IMOBO |
In My Own
Biased Opinion |
IMOHO |
In My
Occasionally Humble Opinion |
IMPE |
In My
Personal/Previous Experience |
IMS |
I Am Sorry |
IMVHO |
In My Very
Humble Opinion |
INL |
I'm Not
Laughing |
INMP |
It's Not My
Problem |
INPO |
In No
Particular Order |
IOH |
I'm Outta Here |
IOW |
In Other Words |
IOWTBT |
I Only Want To
Be Told |
IRL |
In Real Life |
IRMFI |
I Reply Merely
For Information |
IRSTBO |
It Really
Sucks The Big One |
ISBAB |
I Should have
Bought A Book |
ISDN |
It Still Does
Nothing |
ISIRTA |
I'm Sorry I'll
Read That Again |
ISS |
I Said So |
ISTM |
It Seems To Me |
ISTR |
I Seem To
Remember/Recall |
ISWYM |
I See What You
Mean |
ITA |
I Totally
Agree |
ITD |
In The Dark |
ITM |
In The Money |
ITRO |
In The Region
Of |
ITRW |
In The Real
World |
ITSFWI |
If The Shoe
Fits Wear It |
ITWSBT |
I Think We
Should Be Told |
ITYM |
I Think You
Mean |
IWALU |
I Will Always
Love You |
IWBIWISI |
I Will Believe
It When I See It |
IWBN |
It Would Be
Nice |
IWBNI |
It Would Be
Nice If |
IWBS |
I Was Being
Stupid |
IYD |
In Your Dreams |
IYDM |
If You Don't
Mind |
IYFEG |
Insert Your
Favorite Ethnic Group |
IYKWIM |
If You Know
What I Mean |
IYL |
If You Like |
IYSS |
If You Say So |
IYSWIM |
If You See
What I Mean |
J/C |
Just Checking |
J/K |
Just Kidding! |
J/W |
Just Wondering |
J4G |
Just For Grins |
J4SAG |
Just For Sh**
And Grins |
J6P |
Joe 6-Pack |
JAFO |
Just Another
F***ing Onlooker |
JAM |
Just A Minute |
JAS |
Just A Second |
JASE |
Just Another
System Error |
JFG |
Just For Grins |
JIC |
Just In Case |
JK |
Just Kidding |
JMO |
Just My
Opinion |
JOOTT |
Just One Of
Those Things |
JSNM |
Just Stark
Naked Magic |
JTLYK |
Just To Let
You Know |
JTYWTK |
Just Thought
You Wanted To Know |
K |
Kiss or Okay |
KB |
Kiss Back |
KBD |
Keyboard |
KFY |
Kiss For You |
KHYF |
Know How You
Feel |
KIQ |
Keep It Quiet |
KISS |
Keep It Simple
Stupid |
KIT |
Keep In Touch |
KITB |
Kick In The
Butt |
KMA |
Kiss My Ass |
KMG |
Kiss My Grits |
KMRIA |
Kiss My Royal
Irish Arse |
KMYF |
Kiss Me You
Fool |
KOC |
Kiss On Cheek |
KOL |
Kiss On Lips |
KOTC |
Kiss On The
Cheek |
KUTGSAWYAD |
Keep Up The
Good Spirit And Whatever You Are Doing |
KWIM |
Know What I
Mean |
KYPO |
Keep Your
Pants On |
L |
Laugh |
L8R |
Later |
L8R G8R |
Later 'Gater |
LABTYD |
Life's A Bitch
Then You Die |
LAGNAF |
Let's All Get
Naked And F*** |
LAQ |
Lame Ass Quote |
LART |
Luser Attitude
Readjustment Tool |
LAY |
Looking At You |
LD |
Long Distance |
LDD |
La Dee Da |
LDTTWA |
Let's Do The
Time Warp Again |
LHM |
Lord Help Me |
LHO |
Laughing Head
Off |
LHU |
Lord Help Us |
LIFO |
Last In First
Out |
LIS |
Lost In Space |
LISP |
Lots of
Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis |
LLAL |
Laughing Like
A Lunatic |
LLAP |
Live Long And
Prosper |
LLTA |
Lots And Lots
Of Thunderous Applause |
LMA |
Leave Me Alone |
LMAO |
Laughing My
Ass Off |
LMAO |
Laughing My
Ass Off |
LMC |
Let Me See |
LMK |
Let Me Know |
LMS |
Let Me See |
LMWIS |
Lick Me Where
I Sweat |
LOA |
Love On
Arrival |
LOIS |
Laughing On
The Inside |
LOL |
Laughing Out
Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love) |
LOLA |
Laughing Out
Loud Again |
LOLOL |
Laughing Out
Loud On Line or Lots Of Laughing Out Loud |
LOML |
Light Of My
Life |
LOOL |
Laughing Out
Outrageously Loud |
LOPSOD |
Long On
Promises, Short On Delivery |
LOQ |
Laughing Out
Quietly |
LRF |
Little Rubber
Feet |
LSHMBH |
Laughing So
Hard My Belly Hurts |
LSHMBIB |
Laughing So
Hard My Belly Is Bouncing |
LSHMCIS |
Laughing So
Hard My Computer Is Shaking |
LTIC |
Laughing 'Til
I Cry |
LTIP |
Laughing Till
I Puke |
LTNS |
Long Time No
See |
LTNT |
Long Time No
Type |
LTR |
Later |
LTS |
Laughing To
Self |
LU4E&A |
Love You For
Ever And Always |
LUB |
Laughing Under
Breath |
LUWAMH |
Love You With
All My Heart |
LWR |
Launch When
Ready |
LY |
Love You |
LYL |
Love Ya Lots |
LYLAB |
Love You Like
A Brother |
LYLAS |
Love You Like
A Sister |
LYLY |
Love You and
Leave You |
M8 |
Mate |
M8 or M8s |
Mate or Mates |
MAC |
Most
Applications Crash |
MACINTOSH |
Most
Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs |
MEG |
Mega Evil Grin |
MFD |
Multi-Function
Device |
MfG |
Mit
freundlichen Gruessen |
MFTL |
My Favourite
Toy Language |
MHBFY |
My Heart
Bleeds For You |
MHOTY |
My Hat's Off
To You |
MIASGB |
Make It A
Short GoodBye |
MICROSOFT |
Most
Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers |
MIL |
Mother In Law |
MIPS |
Meaningless
Indication of Processor Speed |
MLA |
Multiple
Letter Acronym |
MM |
Market Maker |
MMF |
Make Money
Fast |
MOF |
Male Or
Female? |
MOO |
Mud,
Object-Oriented |
MorF |
Male or
Female? |
MOTAS |
Member Of The
Appropriate Sex |
MOTD |
Message Of The
Day |
MOTO |
Master Of The
Obvious |
MOTOS |
Member Of The
Other Sex |
MOTSS |
Members Of The
Same Sex |
MP |
My Pleasure |
MPTY |
More Power To
You |
MSG |
Message |
MTBF |
Mean Time
Between Failure |
MTFBWY |
May The Force
Be With You |
MUG |
Multi User
Game |
MUSH |
Multi User
Shared Hallucination |
MWBRL |
More Will Be
Revealed Later |
MYOB |
Mind Your Own
Business |
N/A |
Not Applicable
-or- Not Affiliated |
N/T |
No Text |
N1 |
Nice One |
N2S |
Needless 2 Say |
NAFAIK |
Not As Far As
I Know |
NAK |
Nursing At
Keyboard |
NALOPKT |
Not A Lot Of
People Know That |
NAZ |
Name, Address,
Zip (also means Nasdaq) |
NB |
Nota Bene |
NBD |
No Big Deal |
NBIF |
No Basis In
Fact |
NC |
No Comment |
NCG |
New College
Graduate |
NE1 |
Anyone |
NEM |
Nothing Else
Matters |
NFI |
No F***ing
Idea |
NFW |
No F***ing Way |
NFWM |
No F***ing Way
Man |
NG |
New Game |
NHTOB |
Never Heard
That One Before |
NIFOC |
Nude In Front
Of The Computer |
NIM |
No Internal
Message |
NIMBY |
Not In My Back
Yard |
NIME |
Not In My
Experience |
NIMQ |
Not In My
Queue |
NITS |
Nervous In The
Service |
NK |
New Kid |
NM |
Never Mind |
NMJ |
Not My Job |
NMN |
No Middle Name |
NMP |
Not My Problem |
NONYA |
None Ya
Business |
NOYB |
None Of Your
Business |
NP |
No Problem |
NPNG |
No Pain No
Gain |
NQOCD |
Not Quite Our
Class Dear |
NQWI |
Not Quite With
It |
NRG |
Energy |
NRN |
No Reply
Necessary |
NSS |
No Sh**
Sherlock |
NTDW |
Nothing To Do
With |
NTDWI |
Nothing To Do
With It |
NTK |
Need To Know |
NTTAWWT |
Not That
There's Anything Wrong With That |
NTTFLS |
Not Till The
Fat Lady Sings |
NTYMI |
Now That You
Mention It |
NW |
Next Week or
No Way |
NYCFS |
New York City
Finger Saluet |
NYCTMI |
Now You Come
To Mention It |
OAO |
Over And Out |
OATUS |
On A Totally
Unrelated Subject |
OAUS |
On An
Unrelated Subject |
OB |
Obligatory |
OBTW |
Oh By The Way |
OEM |
Original
Equipment Manufacturer |
OIC |
Oh, I see |
OJ |
Only Joking or
Orange Juice |
OL |
Old Lady |
OM |
Old Man |
OMDB |
Over My Dead
Body |
OMG |
Oh My Gosh |
OMIK |
Open Mouth,
Insert Keyboard |
OMKC |
On My Knees
Crying |
OMKP |
On My Knees
Praying |
ONNA |
Oh No, Not
Again |
ONNTA |
Oh No, Not
This Again |
OOC |
Out Of
Character |
OOI |
Out Of
Interest |
OOP |
Out Of
Production |
OOS |
Out Of Sight |
OOSOOM |
Out Of Sight
Out Of Mind |
OOT |
Out Of Town |
OOTB |
Out Of The Box
-or- Out Of The Blue |
OOTC |
Obligatory On
Topic Comment |
OP |
Original
Poster |
ORN |
Oh Really now |
OS |
Operating
System |
OS/2 |
Obsolete Soon
Too |
OSOM |
Out of Sight
Out of Mind |
OT |
Off Topic |
OTF |
On The Floor |
OTOH |
On the Other
Hand |
OTT |
Over The Top |
OTTH |
On The Third
Hand |
OTTOMH |
Off The Top Of
My Head |
OTW |
On The Way or
On The Whole |
OUSU |
Oh You Shut Up |
OWTTE |
Or Words To
That Effect |
OZ |
stands for:
Australia |
PABG |
Pack A Big Gun |
PANS |
Pretty Awesome
New Stuff |
PAW |
Parents Are
Watching |
PCMCIA |
People Can't
Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms |
PCYLIHOONL |
Please Cross
Your Legs I Have Only One Nail Left |
PD |
Public Domain |
PDA |
Public Display
of Affection |
PDE |
Puppy Dog Eyed |
PDOMA |
Pulled
Directly Out Of My Ass |
PDQ |
Pretty Damn(ed)
Quick(ly) |
PDS |
Please Don't
Shoot |
PEBCAK |
Problem Exists
Between Chair And Keyboard |
PEBKAC |
Problem Exists
Between Keyboard And Chair |
PENTIUM |
Produces
Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics |
PEST |
Please Excuse
Slow Typing |
PG |
Pretty Good |
PIMP |
Peeing In My
Pants |
PITA |
Pain In The
Ass |
PLMK |
Please Let Me
Know |
PLOKTA |
Press Lots Of
Keys To Abort |
PLS |
Please |
PLUR |
Peace Love
Unity Respect |
PM |
Personal
Message |
PMBI |
Pardon My
Butting In |
PMFBI |
Pardon Me For
Butting In |
PMFJI |
Pardon Me For
Jumping In |
PMIGBOM |
Put Mind In
Gear Before Opening Mouth |
PMJI |
Pardon My
Jumping In |
PML |
Pissing Myself
Laughing |
PMP |
Peeing My
Pants |
PMS |
Pretty Much
Sucks |
PO |
Piss Off |
POAHF |
Put On A Happy
Face |
POETS |
Piss On
Everything Tomorrow's Saturday |
PONA |
Person Of No
Account |
POS |
Piece Of Sh**
or Point Of Sale |
POTC |
Peck On The
Cheek |
POV |
Point of View |
POV |
Point Of View |
PPL |
People |
PPP |
Petty Pet
Peeve |
PPTSPAHS |
Please Pass
The Salt Pepper And Hot Sauce |
PS |
Pit Stop |
PTB |
Powers That Be |
PTL |
Praise the
Lord |
PTM |
Please Tell Me |
PTMM |
Please Tell Me
More |
Q&A |
Questions &
Answers |
QDPSH |
Quick and
Dirty Perl Solution Hacker |
QDSM |
Quick and
Dirty Solution Manager |
QT |
Cutie |
R |
Are |
R&D |
Research &
Development |
R&R |
Rest &
Relaxation |
RAEBNC |
Read And
Enjoyed But No Comment |
RAW |
Rules As
Written |
RBTL |
Read Between
The Lines |
RE |
Regarding |
RFD |
Request For
Discussion |
RFI |
Request For
Information |
RFR |
Really F*#king
Rich |
RFS |
Really F*#king
Soon |
RGDS |
Regards |
RIP |
Rest In Peace |
RKBA |
Right to Keep
and Bear Arms |
RL |
Real Life |
RLF |
Real Life
Friend |
RMA |
Return
Merchandise Authorization |
RMLB |
Read My Lips
Baby |
RMMM |
Read My Mail
Man! |
RN |
Right Now! |
ROFL |
Rolling On the
Floor Laughing |
ROTFL |
Rolling On The
Floor Laughing |
ROTFLABAOTP |
Rolling On The
Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place |
ROTFLGO |
Rolling On The
Floor Laughing Guts Out |
ROTFLMAO |
Rolling On The
Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
ROTFLMAOAPMP |
Rolling On The
Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants |
ROTFLMHO |
Rolling On The
Floor Laughing My Head Off |
ROTFLUTS |
Rolling On The
Floor Laughing Unable to Speak |
ROTM |
Right On The
Money |
RPG |
Really
Pathetic Gamer or Rocket Propelled Grenade or Role Playing Game |
RSN |
Real Soon Now |
RTBS |
Reason To Be
Single |
RTD |
Read The
Documentation |
RTFAQ |
Read The FAQ |
RTFF |
Read The F***ing
FAQ |
RTFFAQ |
Read The F***ing
FAQ |
RTFM |
Read The F***ing
Manual |
RTFS |
Read The F***ing
Source |
RTK |
Return To
Keyboard |
RTM or RTFM |
Read The
Manual - or - Read The F*#king Manual |
RTSM |
Read The
Stupid Manual |
RU |
Are You? |
RUMOF |
Are You Male
Or Female? |
RUOK |
Are You OK? |
RWT |
Repeat Whole
Thing |
RYFM |
Read Your F***ing
Manual |
RYO |
Roll Your Own |
S |
Sigh or Smile |
S&N |
Smile And Nod |
S2R |
Send To
Receive |
S4L |
Spam For Life |
SASB |
Sobbing And
Sniffing Bitterly |
SB |
Smiles Back |
SBTA |
Sorry, Being
Thick Again |
SCNR |
Sorry Couldn't
Resist |
SCSI |
System Can't
See It |
SED |
Said Enough
Darling |
SETE |
Smiling Ear To
Ear |
SF |
Surfer
Friendly |
SF |
Science
Fiction or Speculative Fantasy or Surfer Friendly |
SFAIAA |
So Far As I Am
Aware |
SFLA |
Stupid Four
Letter Acronym |
SFSG |
So Far So Good |
SH |
Sh** Happens |
SHID |
Slaps Head In
Disgust |
SHTSI |
Somebody Had
To Say It |
SICS |
Sitting In
Chair Snickering |
SIIC |
See If I Care |
SIL |
Sister In Law |
SIMCA |
Sitting In My
Chair Amused |
SITCOMs |
Single Income,
Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage |
SITD |
Still In The
Dark |
SLIRK |
Smart Little
Rich Kid |
SLV |
C'est La Vie |
SMAO |
Showing My Ass
Off |
SME |
Subject Matter
Expert |
SMO |
Serious Mode
On |
SMOFF |
Serious Mode
Off |
SMOP |
Small Matter
Of Programming |
SNAFU |
Situation
Normal, All F***ed Up |
SNAG |
Sensitive New
Age Guy |
SNERT |
Snotty Nosed
Egotistical Rotten Teenager |
SNR |
Signal-to-Noise Ratio |
SO |
Significant
Other |
SOB |
Son Of a B*tch |
SOI |
Stunk On Ice |
SOL |
Sh** Out of
Luck |
SOP |
Standard
Operating Procedure |
SOP |
Standard
Operating Procedure or Stay Off the Pipe |
SorG |
Straight or
Gay? |
SOS |
Same Old Story
or Some One Special or Help |
SOVS |
Some One Very
Special |
SOW |
Speaking Of
Which |
SP |
(sorry for
bad) Spelling |
SS |
So Sleepy or
Smiling Sweetly |
SSB |
Smiling
Sweetly Back |
SSDD |
Same Sh**
Different Day |
SSEWBA |
Someday Soon
Everything Will Be Acronyms |
ST |
So There |
STFU |
Shut The F***
Up |
STM |
Spank The
Monkey |
STYS |
Speak To You
Soon |
SUYF |
Shut Up You
Fool |
SWAG |
Scientific
Wild Ass Guess |
SWAK |
Sent (or
Sealed) With A Kiss |
SWALK |
Sealed With A
Loving Kiss |
SWDYT |
So What Do You
Think? |
SWL |
Screaming With
Laughter |
SWMBO |
She Who Must
Be Obeyed |
SYDWBY |
See Ya Don't
Wanna Be Ya |
SYITFP |
See You In The
Funny Pages |
SYL |
See You Later |
SYS |
See You Soon |
SYT |
See You
Tonight |
TA |
Thanks Again |
TAFN |
That's All For
Now |
TAFT |
That's A
Frightening Thought |
TAH |
Take A Hike |
TAM |
Tenner A Month |
TANJ |
There Ain't No
Justice |
TANSTAAFL |
There Ain't No
Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
TANSTAASQ |
There Ain't No
Such Thing As A Stupid Question |
TARFU |
Things Are
Really F***ed Up |
TBDL |
To Be
Discussed Later |
TBDML |
To Be
Discussed Much Later |
TBNT |
Thanks But No
Thanks |
TCB |
Trouble Came
Back |
TDM |
Too Damn Many |
TDTM |
Talk Dirty To
Me |
TEOTWAWKI |
The End Of The
World As We Know It |
TFDS |
That's For
Damn Sure |
TFH |
Thread From
Hell |
TFN |
Thanks For
Nothing |
TFN |
Thanks For
Nothin' |
TFTT |
Thanks For The
Tip |
TGAL |
Think Globally
Act Locally |
TGFTCL |
Thank God For
The Chat Line |
TGIF |
Thank God It's
Friday |
THX or TX or
THKS |
Thanks |
TIA |
Thanks In
Advance |
TIAIL |
Think I Am In
Love |
TIATLG |
Truly I Am The
Living God |
TIC |
Tongue In
Cheek |
TINWIS |
That Is Not
What I Said |
TLA |
Three Letter
Acronym |
TLG |
The Living God |
TLGO |
The List Goes
On |
TLTB |
Thank you
Linesmen Thank you Ballboys |
TM |
Trust Me |
TMI |
Too Much
Information |
TMSHTF |
Too Much Sh**
Hit The Fan |
TMTLTBMG |
There's More
To Love Than Boy Meets Girl |
TMTOWTDI |
There's More
Than One Way To Do It |
TNT |
Till Next Time |
TNTC |
Too Numerous
To Count |
TNX |
Thanks |
TOBAL |
There Oughta
Be A Law |
TOBG |
This Oughta Be
Good |
TOY |
Thinking Of
You |
TPC |
The Phone
Company |
TPTB |
The Powers
That Be |
TRDMC |
Tears Running
Down My Cheeks |
TSOHF |
Total Sense Of
Humour Failure |
TSR |
Totally Stuck
in RAM |
TT |
Take That |
TTBOMK |
To The Best Of
My Knowledge |
TTFN |
Ta Ta For Now |
TTLFN |
That's The Lot
For Now |
TTT |
That's The
Ticket -or- To The Top |
TTTH |
Talk To The
Hand |
TTYL |
Talk To You
Later |
TTYRS |
Talk To You
Real Soon |
TTYS |
Talk To You
Soon |
TTYT |
Talk To You
Tomorrow |
TVM |
Thanks Very
Much |
TWHAB |
This Won't
Hurt A Bit |
TWIWI |
That Was
Interesting Wasn't It |
TX |
Thanks |
TY |
Thank You |
TYCLO |
Turn Your CAPS
LOCK Off |
TYP |
Thank You
Partner |
TYVM |
Thank You Very
Much |
U |
You |
U/L |
Upload |
U2 |
You Too |
UAE |
Unrecoverable
Application Error |
UBD |
User Brain
Damage |
UCCOM |
You Can Count
On Me |
UIAM |
Unless I Am
Mistaken |
UL |
Upload |
unPC |
unPolitically
Correct |
UOM$ |
You Owe Me
Money |
UR |
You Are |
URYY4M |
You Are Too
Wise For Me |
UTSL |
Use The Source
Luke |
VBG |
Very Big Grin |
VBS |
Very Big Smile |
VC |
Venture
Capital |
VEG |
Very Evil Grin |
VES |
Very Evil
Smile |
VFM |
Value For
Money |
VM |
Voice Mail |
VRBS |
Virtual
Reality Bull Sh*t |
VWD |
Very Well Done |
VWG |
Very Wicked
Grin |
VWS |
Very Wicked
Smile |
W |
Whatever or
Wink |
WAB |
What A Bummer |
WAD |
Without A
Doubt |
WAG |
Wild Ass Guess |
WAG |
Wild Ass Guess |
WAI |
What An Idiot |
WAM |
Wait A Minute |
WAMBAM |
Web
Application Meets Brick And Mortar |
WAUF |
Where Are You
From? |
WB |
Welcome Back |
WBASAP |
Write Back As
Soon As Possible |
WBMBF |
Wanna Be My
Boy Friend |
WBMGF |
Wanna Be My
Girl Friend |
WBS |
Write Back
Soon |
WCA |
Who Cares
Anyway |
WD |
Well Done |
WDOI |
Wouldn't Dream
Of It |
WDYC |
Who Do I Call? |
WDYLL |
What Do You
Look Like? |
WDYM |
What Do You
Mean? |
WDYM |
What Do You
Mean? |
WDYMBT |
What Do You
Mean By That? |
WDYS |
What Did You
Say? |
WDYT |
What Do You
Think? |
WE |
Whatever |
WEG |
Wicked Evil
Grin |
WFM |
Works For Me |
WFO |
Wide F***ing
Open |
WG |
Wicked Grin |
WGACA |
What Goes
Around Comes Around |
WGAFF |
Who Gives A
Flying F*** |
WGAS |
Who Gives A Sh**? |
WGTG |
Well Got To Go |
WH |
What's
Happening |
WIBAMU |
Well I'll Be A
Monkey's Uncle |
WIBNI |
Would It Be
Nice If |
WIIFM |
What's In It
For Me? |
WIMP |
Windows Icons
Mouse Pointing |
WINDOWS |
Will Install
Needless Data On Whole System |
WISP |
Winning Is So
Pleasurable |
WIT |
Wordsmith In
Training |
WITFITS |
What in the
F*** is this Sh** |
WMMOWS |
Wash My Mouth
Out With Soap |
WNOHGB |
Where No One
Has Gone Before |
WOB |
Waste Of
Bandwidth |
WOCAB |
Who Of Course
Are Bastards |
WOE |
World Of
Entertainment |
WOFTAM |
Waste Of
Flaming Time And Money |
WOG |
Wise Old Guy |
WOL |
Way Of Life or
Win Or Lose |
WOMBAT |
Waste Of
Money, Brains And Time |
WRT |
With Regard To |
WRU |
Who Are You? |
WSLS |
Win Some Lose
Some |
WT |
Without
Thinking |
WTF |
What The F*** |
WTFDIK |
What The F***
Do I Know? |
WTFRU |
Who The F***
Are You? |
WTFRUTA |
What The F***
Are You Talking About? |
WTG |
Way To Go! |
WTH |
What The Hell? |
WTHDTM |
What The Hell
Does That Mean? |
WTSDS |
Where The Sun
Don't Shine |
WTTC |
Welcome To The
Club |
WTTM |
Without
Thinking Too Much |
WTY |
Waving To You |
WU |
What's Up? |
WWW |
World Wide
Wait |
WWYL |
When Will You
Learn? |
WYGIWYAF |
What You Get
Is What You Asked For |
WYGIWYG |
What You Get
Is What You Get |
WYLABOCTGWTR |
Would You Like
A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark? |
WYLASOMWTC |
Would You Like
A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment? |
WYMOWS |
Wash Your
Mouth Out With Soap |
WYP |
What's Your
Problem? |
WYRN |
What's Your
Real Name? |
WYS |
Whatever You
Say |
WYSIWYD |
What You See
Is What You Deserve |
WYSIWYG |
What You See
Is What You Get |
WYSLPG |
What You See
Looks Pretty Good |
WYT |
Whatever You
Think |
WYTTIWTK |
What You Tell
Them Is What They Know |
XYL |
Ex Young Lady |
Y |
Why |
YA |
Yet Another |
YA yaya |
Yet Another
Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) |
YABA |
Yet Another
Bloody Acronym |
YACC |
Yet Another
Calendar Company |
YAFIYGI |
You Asked For
It You Got It |
YAOTM |
Yet Another
Off-Topic Message |
YBS |
You'll Be
Sorry |
YBTMFML |
You Belong To
Me Forever My Love |
YD |
Yesterday or
You're Dead |
YDKM |
You Don't Know
Me |
YG |
Young
Gentleman |
YGBK |
You Gotta Be
Kiddin' |
YGLT |
You're Gonna
Love This |
YGWYPF |
You Get What
You Pay For |
YHBM |
You Have Bin
Mail |
YHM |
You Have Mail |
YKWIM |
You Know What
I Mean? |
YKYARW |
You Know
You're A Redneck When |
YKYBOTLW |
You Know
You've Been Online Too Long When... |
YL |
Young Lady |
YM |
Young Man |
YMMD |
You Made My
Day |
YMMV |
Your Mileage
May Vary |
YNK |
You Never Know |
YOYO |
You're On Your
Own |
YR |
Yeah Right |
YSYD |
Yeah, Sure You
Do |
YTTT |
You Telling
The Truth? |
YW |
You're Welcome |
YYSSW |
Yeah Yeah Sure
Sure Whatever |
YYY |
Yeah, Yeah,
Yeah |
ZA |
Zero
Administration |